Dad thoughts v. Mom thoughts

I've come across an absolutely hilarious website-

"How To Be A Dad"

If you have a minute, it's a must-check-out.

They've got funny insights into parenthood, categories such as

"My Wife Just Said..."

and "Instructional Diagrams" like the following:

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**I may or may not have had one or four of these thoughts. Allegedly.

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**True. All true.

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And just cuz it made me laugh, I included this:

**I love the hand/foot marks on the baby, and I LOVE the bum marks

at the end of the toddler's walk!

Ahhh, parenthood.