Worst Police Sketches Ever.

1. The Graphing Paper Killer.

This guy actually got caught!

No word on whether he has ears.

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2. The Masked Man.  Or Woman?

Even one defining characteristic would be nice.

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3. The Man with No Face.

Having no face is gonna make this kidnapping suspect hard to find.

Or maybe easier?

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4. Turtle Neck.  Or Three Chins?

Either way, not a good disguise.

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5. Useless.

This looks like pretty much every man I've ever seen in my life.

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6. Whoa.

Is that Steve Buscemi?

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7. Ummmm...

Police are searching for a man with really bad hair plugs,

a nose that's bigger than his mouth,

and a jaw that's been wired shut.

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8. Conan O'Brien meets the guy from "Mad Magazine" ?

Right.

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9. Creepster with 80s portrait.

Lovin' the 80s-style ghostly self in the background.

And is it just me, or does this guy look like a woman with scruff?

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I just can't figure out how we're not catching these guys ;)

-from the Huff Post