Redneck Thanksgiving

You know you're a Redneck at Thanksgiving if:

• You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
• Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.
• You've ever re-used a paper plate.
• If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
• If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
• On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
• Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.
• Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.
• Your stuffing's secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.
• Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.
• Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.
• You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
• The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
• You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
• You have an Elvis Jell-O mold.
• Your secret family recipe is illegal.
• You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.