Peli-isms

{I've not posted Peli-isms for a long time, but these two just

KILLED me and had to be posted for foreverness.}

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Peli and I were watching TV. We see a commercial

for cereal. Peli says, 

"Mom, the kind of cereal you buy is

never magically delicious."

Right.

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This morning, Peli says (which he's been doing randomly

lately,)

"Mom. We are the luckiest family in the world.

Wanna know why?"

(Of course, I'm always curious, and it's always

something simple I never thought of.)

I say, "Why?"

He says, "Because we have a bathroom that

doesn't have a bath or a shower. Just a toilet."

uhhhhh..... haha