Friday, March 25, 2011

Courses for Men and Women...

Courses for Men and Women
-by James S. Huggins (adapted)
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Courses for Women
Taught by men, for women.
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101
Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
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102
Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
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103
Going to The Bathroom Alone
(formerly 'Coping Without My Friends')
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104
Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
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105
Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
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106
Learning How to Initiate Intimacy
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107
How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
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108
Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"
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109
Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
-110
The Toilet Seat: You Can Learn to Put It Down Too
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111
"The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous
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112
How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
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113
The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
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114
You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
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115
Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem
(formerly 'One Can Is Enough')
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116
Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World
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117
Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
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118
Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours
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119
Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases
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120
Makeup: The Less is More Theory
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121
Nagging: Stop the Insanity!
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Courses for Men
Taught by women, for men.
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101
Combating Stupidity
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102
You Too Can Do Housework
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103
P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
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104
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How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
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105
We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas –
Give Us Money
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106
Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In at 4am
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107
Wonderful Laundry Techniques
(Formerly 'Don't Wash My Silks')
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108
Parenting – No, It Doesn't End With Conception
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109
Get a Life – Learn How To Cook
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110
How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong
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111
Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right
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112
You – The Weaker Sex
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113
Reasons To Give Flowers
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114
Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself
Anywhere But the Bathroom
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115
Garbage – Getting It To the Curb
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116
The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
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117How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
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118 
How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
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119 
The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency
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120
Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
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121
How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
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122
You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
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123
Facing That You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson
No Really
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124
Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works
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125
The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary
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126 
Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
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127 
Real Men Ask For Directions
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128
How To Take Illness Like a Man

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