if style could kill

1. Just in case you need a lil Kryptonite.

(don't these look like they're gonna melt or something?!)

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2. A Brass-Knuckle Handbag?  Really?

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 3. These ones fall into the

"I coulda My four-year-old coulda made these..." category

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4. Gladiate much? 

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5. The Crown Molding of Footwear.

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6. These really could kill you.  Dead. 

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7. I don't even know what to say about this ring.

A diamond ring... with the diamond hidden from view?

...But don't forget to tell people it's there?

Am I the only one lost here?

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8.  Where does the foot go in this Roman Helmet Shoe?  seriously. 

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9.  Finally.  The perfect shoe for going bra shopping.

Or to a formal sewing party. 

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10. Thumper?  Is that you?

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11. Rainbow Brite called.  She wants her shoes back. 

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12. My eyes don't even know where to look.

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13. Ooooouuuuuuuuuch....

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14.  Where exactly were going with this idea?... 

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15.  Oh Dear.  This is so wrong.

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16. This'll go perfectly with my tree-bark dress... (?)

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17. This hurts just looking at it.

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18. I have no idea how to respond to this...

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19.  The next time you're craving pepporoni, you know who to call-

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I think I'll stick with my Old Navy flip-flops, thank you very much.

{all pics from HERE}