I came across this Jewel-of-a-Gift for any man
(or woman, certainly) with a baby.
No more fumbling with bags, purses
and keys while holding your little bundle of joy..
Simply stick said Bundle of Joy onto your Baby-on-Boards
and you are Hands Free!
Don't tell my brothers...
this just might be what they are getting for their birthdays this year.
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...and speaking of Things To Make Your Life Easier...
Ever get tired of blowing on your hot food to cool it off?
(SUCH EFFORT!!) Here is your solution:
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Know someone who loses their notes?
or forgets their to-do list?
FINALLY an answer:
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I really do LOVE this one.
Any of you miss your eyes whilst squirting eye drops?
[cue Angels singing]
Eye Drop Funnel Glasses !!
(i KNOW some of you need these, fo' real)
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Do those spiky thingies on your bike pedals hurt your feet?
No, no, DON'T put your flip-flops on! (MORE EFFORT!!)
Just attach a dish sponge to your pedals, instead (much better idea.)
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Are you sick of having to get a knife out of the drawer
with which to spread your butter?
Well, let me introduce the ButterStick.
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Finally, are you one of those people who can fall asleep anywhere?
Does your neck get stiff and your head get achy from the
bouncing and nodding you're doing after your eyes close?
Well, Nod Off no longer!
Keep your head in it's safe, upright position while you sleep
with this handy plunger-hat.
Don't tell my dad- he may be getting this for his birthday.
(PS- I'd LOVE to know what the sign on the front says ;)
(PS- I'd love to know what the sign on the front says...
maybe "Do Not Disturb when sleeping on this subway." ??)
oh boy.
1 comment:
these are funny!
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